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Postby salenfl05 » Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:53 am

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He turned on the jockey.

"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"

"Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
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Postby salenfl05 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:37 pm

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
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Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
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Postby salenfl05 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:15 pm

Two Blondes were fishing in a lake with magnets attached to their lines. A man passes by and asked them, "What's that you're doing?" One Blonde says, "Just cleaning out unwanted steel from the lake, sir." "Okay," said the man and went along his way. When the man left the other Blonde says, "What an idiot! Doesn't he know there are steelhead in there?"
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This Blonde girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how smart I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin, it's only a mistake.
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Postby salenfl05 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:14 pm

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city sub- scribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury 20 more of them."
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A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence. They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follows: "Let the thief go first, and the executioner follow."
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Postby salenfl05 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:26 pm

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Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn?t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What?s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."
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Postby salenfl05 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:58 am

One day a redneck farmer goes to farmers market and asks "Do you have any donkeys"

"Yes, but we call them asses" the man replies.

"Ok, I'll take one" says the farmer "also I need a rooster, have you got any"

"No" replies the man "but we do have some cockrells. Will that do."

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When he arrived home he found that both his new animals were being quite troublesome.

He called his wife and said "You bend down and grab my cock, while I slap my ass"
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Postby salenfl05 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:16 pm

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